Saturday, February 9, 2013

10 Reasons We Knew it Was Signing Day in Columbia, SC

In honor of National Signing Day (NSD) being a rousing success across the south, here are 10 reasons Columbia, SC knew it was the first Wednesday in February:
  1. The Whitney suddenly has 25 new vacancies
  2. East Carolina coaches are crying foul
  3. Local trophy shops are bidding on creating the next "SEC recruiting trophy"
  4. Richland County Sherriff's Office begins holding special seminars
  5. Phil Kornblut is constantly fanning himself, trying to cool off
  6. Five Points is as clean as it will ever be
  7. Lexington Medical Center is swamped with babies named after the recruiting class, like Pharoh, Skai, & Na'Ty
  8. The black market sees a spike in demand for fake smoke and cages
  9. The incoming players want rings for finishing 8th - in the SEC
  10. Spurrier is spotted in golf spikes, asking for directions to Augusta
In all seriousness, good luck to all recruits who have chosen this state to call home for the next four years, especially those who chose the orange and purple of The Promised Land.
 

5 comments:

  1. #11: SCar coaches have already started compiling the list of who will "leave the team for medical reasons".

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    1. Yes - well done! All current players begin to feel stressed as to whether they'll keep their scholly

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  2. #12 Local folks hear Clemson fans bragging about higher recruiting rankings to Carolina fans, but all they do is flash #4inarow

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    1. Well played - No argument here as to who has the recent momentum, but it's fleeting. Enjoy it while you can...

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    2. nah, just getting started

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