10 Reasons We Know it's Signing Day in Columbia, SC

In honor of National Signing Day (NSD) being a rousing success across the south, here are 10 reasons Columbia, SC knew it was the first Wednesday in February:

1. The Whitney suddenly has 20 new vacancies
   
2. Everyone is jealous of the optimism in places like Charlottesville, Knoxville, Lexington, & Happy Valley
   
3. The coaches at App State are trying to figure out why they keep losing recruits
   
4. Richland County Sherriff's Office begins holding special seminars
   
5. Phil Kornblut is constantly fanning himself, trying to cool off
   
6. Five Points is as clean as it will ever be
   
7. Lexington Medical Center is swamped with babies named after the recruiting class, like Tyshun, Kalan, & Abu
   
8. The black market sees a spike in demand for fake smoke and cages
   
9. The incoming players want rings for finishing 10th - in the SEC
   
10. Spurrier is spotted in golf spikes, asking for directions to Augusta

In all seriousness, good luck to all recruits who have chosen this state to call home for the next four years, especially those who chose the orange and purple of The Promised Land.

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